Oh crap takes on a whole new meaning as a snake attacks a man’s “crown jewels” in Thailand. One might think a snake coming out of a toilet is “nuts,” but that’s exactly what happened to a man in Thailand who experienced the ultimate bathroom horror when a 12-foot python latched onto his testicles while he was sitting on his “throne.”
The shocking encounter left his bathroom looking like a crime scene, with blood splattered everywhere, as he fought off the serpent with nothing but a toilet brush.
Thanat Thangtewanon, the unfortunate victim, recounted the terrifying ordeal that unfolded on a seemingly ordinary Tuesday.
I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake.
In a desperate bid to free himself, Thangtewanon grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to yank it off his privates. When the python refused to let go, he resorted to using a toilet brush to bash its head, finally forcing the snake to release its grip.
“I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet,” he explained. The jaw-dropping photos he later shared on social media show the bloodied bathroom and the lifeless snake, a testament to the bizarre battle.
Rushed to the hospital, Thangtewanon received a tetanus shot but, fortunately, did not require stitches. “My testicles are safe now. I’m lucky it wasn’t a venomous snake. A cobra would have killed me,” he remarked, adding that he hasn’t dared to use that toilet since the incident.
While the exact location of the attack in Thailand remains unclear, this isn’t the first time such a reptilian encounter has occurred in the country. Several others have reported similar snake attacks while using the loo, making it a recurring nightmare for many.
